Top Hookers

Can't believe I forgot to tell ya'll this.  Last night male spawn comes running out of his room, "Mommy can I please record Top Hookers?"

Now. Top Hookers?  WTF?   It took me a good few seconds for this shit to registrar in my brain.  My son wants to record Top Hookers? What effing channel is he watching??  Is he watching HBO? Is it midnight?  WTF.

Panic and terror set in for a bit until I was corrected that it was the fishing show on Animal Planet that I forgot all about.

Screw you Animal Planet.