Little siphons

I wish I had as much energy as my 8 yr old male spawn. Holy shit. Where the eff did my energy go anyway? I use to run on at least a half a tank before kids, now I'm running on E. Its as if kids siphon the energy out of you. The doctors are full of shit. Umbilical cord used for nutrients. pssssht. Yeah right. The umbilical cord is a vacuum used to suck a lifetime of youth, beauty and energy from the mother.