1. Where is my/the _____?
2. Do we have any _____?
Holy shit!
Everyone that lives here has lived here as long as I have. They are not guests. The shit is in the same place as it always has been.
The ultimate day brightener question is:
"Do we have any (insert refrigerated item here)?"
What they are REALLY asking is: "I know we have some (insert refrigerated item here) but I am too lazy to look for it can you tell me where it is in the fridge?"
As if I have every item in the fridge mapped out in a special location and know exactly where it is. Nope. I'm not that OCD.
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