Why ask Why?

My male spawn asks more questions than a two year old.  The "why" stage was not even this annoying.  Every two effing seconds is a question.  He does not know how to talk.. .ONLY ASK QUESTIONS.  Holy shit dude, I do not know if the fart soaks into the chair.. .I do not know why poop is brown and I do not know how movies get on DVDs.  

My favorite question of the day::  Mommy do you like how coffee tastes???  

My answer::: Nooooo I just drink it for shits and giggles... 

Not really. but whatever.  

My favorite answer is:::

GO ASK YOUR DADDY!!!!!