Apples and Coffee

I'm cool with the phrase, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away." But this? This phrase? Unheard of. Sure.. a small percentage of why I drink coffee is because it helps keep me awake...But it also improves my mood by 99% (the numbers don't lie people) . Apples don't improve my mood. Apples are a reminder that I'm stuck on a diet that's not going anywhere. So screw you morning apple I'm sticking with coffee.