Shirt Sucking Sucks

Why in the hell does my husband feel the need to suck ketchup, mustard, mayo, noodles or any freaking thing that is edible that falls on his shirt off?

Now I am not talking about him picking the food product off with his fingers and eating it.  The man actually bends his head down and pulls up his shirt so he can suck the food product off.  It looks and sounds like a lot of effing effort.

This shit makes me want to gag. I look over and there he is sucking a condiment off his shirt.

Now my son has picked up the habit.

My husband says it saves ME time and effort because it gets the stain off the shirt.  I call bullshit.  How about screw saving time and effort I'd rather save my lunch because shirt sucking makes me want to vomit.

Now I have a table full of shirt suckers.  How fantastic.